The Best Liquor Store in Edmonton

I realize I am inviting a hailstorm of pissed-offedness upon myself but I don't care. City Centre Liquor Store, located close to Eddie Bauer in the east portion of Edmonton City Centre Mall, is the best liquor store in the city. Hands down. Without a doubt. Probably. Why? Customer service, you monkeys.

Paul Futureshop, Esq.

Every time I go to purchase a significant piece of consumer electronics, I assume it's going to be a battle. No I don't want the extended warranty. No I don't want undercoating on my Blu-Ray player. No I don't want you to come back to my place and "plug it in" for me. Which is why, during my recent search for a new television, I was delighted to meet Paul, a TV salesman at the Downtown Edmonton Futureshop.